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I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING
i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid
I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my face
Why can I only read it to the tune of I don’t care Love iT
she’s threatening to block my number
i did not make my sister block my number for ten notes
SPREAD THE MOTHER FUCKING WORD! TARZAN IS NOW ON NETFLIX!!!
My car says “I’m poor as shit so I’ll take what I can get.” Nevertheless, I love my little baby. I’ve had it since high school, and I call it the Tomato Mobile, because it’s about the same color as a tomato. I went to a friend’s wedding a couple years ago, and ran into some people I hadn’t seen since high school. Two of them said, rather incredulously, “You’re still driving the Tomato?” Nice to know my little car made an impression.
ditto. except my car is a pumpkin, not tomato
That’s for damn sure.
My car’s just a French heap of shit and I hate it.
At least you fuckers have cars. Be grateful you can afford it next time you’re driving somewhere in the pouring rain and you see someone trudging along soaked to the skin and shivering because they can’t afford a car.
any funny or interesting post on this website will guarantee one person bitching or whinging about it
lol my car is a cherry
and I’m not even old enough to drive. even if I was, there are hundreds of dollars to pay for driver’s ed, hours of practice and more hundreds of dollars to even get a USED car…
*sigh* …15 and feeling down
My car is the same shade of green as dying grass.
when u excited about something and ur friend isnt
petition for my favourite band to play every song they ever wrote in one gig no matter how long it takes
fun fact: if Green Day did that, it would take over 9 hours
That’s fine a 9 hour green day gig would be great
Don’t get me started on how important this movie is. I won’t stop.