Hey May

I Ship What I Want To Ship

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person:
OMG YOU DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST???!?!?!
me:
nope
person:
BUT HOW ARE YOU GONNA PASS???
me:
i'm not

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kindofdistracting:

ygrittesnow:

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my goal for this semester is to title all of my papers using lyrics from kanye west songs

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i’m in it to win it mothafuckers

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no one has noticed yet

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i feel like my references to kanye west may be lost on my 40+ year old professors

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five weeks left in the semester and i’m still going strong

reading the introductions to your papers makes me really wanna read them, op

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classyhoothoot:

skatles:

isn’t it upsetting that your future husband is literally alive right now but you just don’t know who he is he could be with a STUPID GIRLFRIEND GET AWAY FROM MY HUSBAND

also isn’t it upsetting that your future wife is literally alive right now but you just don’t know who she is she could be lonely or sad or something horrible could be happening to her and oh no now im worried…

isn’t it upsetting that your future 50 cats are literally not born yet

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